Friday, July 10, 2009

new phone number

Here's my new phone number

0179547026

maxiss

digi still in use but not active

till i write again r

Monday, July 6, 2009

Dungun Owh Dungun

allo

Akoo kat dungun skunk. Terengganu. Pantai Timur. Study kat UiTM dungun. HUrm.....
MUle2 dtg agak r lonely. Ye r. start back to zero blek.Then thought ader r jumper muke familiar, but not a soul. Dpt roommate sumer bdk pantai timur. 2 klate se ganu. akoo dok sini kene jimat gak r . kang pitih abis mati akoo. Mkn x provide.. Br akoo phm . ustaz lateb ckp dok kat koleq x yah pki duit pown coz mknan provide.

dah seminggu dah kat sini. dah ok r. jumper gak member leyh kamceng, Aariq(bdk rawang move to klate) payeq (bdk klate) faez(bdk semsas) byk r. akoo kat makmal komputer nie.... maner leyh bloggin'. tgh cube pelat ganu. In training gak r. ok r. nanti lak

Wednesday, June 24, 2009

DVD MElayu Pertama ABdul Mukris

08/06/09
Hurm...


Semalam, tiba2 jer nak tgk debate between anwar n shabery. Tah paper r. Bkn lyn pown psl minyak. Maner ader Keter lg. Then Nak gak tgk Mtv Movie awards. Reason??Coz kat Mtv dier cut da INcident between Bruno n eminem. Hurm what actually happen?Bruno came from da roof. Flying and landed horribly on eminem shoulder, eminem face face bruno butt.. OK then lyn Mtv movie parody awards nyer parody. The most cool= The Matrix Reloaded Parody. Lwk gyler. JT n Sean William Scott.


Then, out of da blue, Azharrahim text.


"Call akoo jap"


sms yg slalo dpt from azharahim.


die ajak lpk.ok then since dah evening. JUst lpk kat OLd Town kat Kelana Mall. Bising2 kat Old TOwn. Off we go to Dvd shop. then..


JGN tegur is out on dvd!!!!


musti beli nie.


Jangan Tegur=

Second horror malay movie , I watch in cinema. Watch it rabaniahmadtasman and kawa a.k.a. (aper name btol dier r)Mase kat cinema pown bkn tgk movie pown tp tgk kat hujung screen tapi dah cukup cuak. sound effet bunyi haram kuat. I"m not a horror movie lover. tp enjoy tgk horror movie.


Takowt tgk horror movie+enjoy horror movie=abdul mukris


So , anyway dah beli, nak tgk ngan siaper r?? banie?? MMU. Kawa?? mmg x nak ajak dtg umah r. Cuak lak. Nanti leyh tido ker????baizura dtg lak??


TGK siang r..






so taht's it dvd melayu mukris pertama

Monday, June 8, 2009

WHo wants to be the Biggest Loser!!!














The Biggest LOSER!!!!!







Does anyone dun noe of this show???? Ok show nie for obes people ,overweight people maybe lyke me??? huh??? OK , Durnig a week they'all have to work out along have a goodeating habit. Lyke say bye2 to pastry,pizza,fried food,cheese???Then by the end of da week weighing segment. Team which have da lowest percentage of weight loss have to eliminate one of their team member. Well lyke other reality shows as the show going to the end, da game change, turn to be a individual game lak.






super loss???




I want to be da biggest loser!!!!!!!!!!!!










Sumpah dowh!!! Cemburu gyler kat U.S. ader, Aussie ader kat MALAYSIA biler nak bwat????Serious nak msk dpt coach free, gym free saper x mau!!!


da trainer









ok r, But if Biggest Loser Malaysia ader guess who will be sending da entry??





ABDUL Mukris





hahahahaha




Truthfully BY



mukrisygkeboringandanmenunggumasakedungun

ok I'm not lyke this k. I do training rugby n go to gym lg.





be waiting 4 it!!!!!!!!

Monday, May 18, 2009

Am I not Big Enough??

Well , kalau kat koleq maybe akoo agak r standard size. In da middle, between lutfi n hurm.... saper pendek kat batch hah??? Can't think any.Am I in da 'short,dwarf' catergory?? Tp but ,huh??? tp x kan r akoo nmpk mcm bdk skola lg!!! dah byk kali dah kene...


" X gie skola ker?"


"nak gie skola ker?"


"skola lagi ker?"


And that's when I decide to put it in da blog!!





Hurm...It's Friday morning, like always , wake up late. Well, every Friday I'll washed my boots urgh... bombay's boots actually. ha!! there's one thing, my home underconstruction. So that day I woke up a little eaRly coz of da tang!! Tang!! and Ting!! , such a nuisance noise.Ok back on it,as I reached my boots. One of da workers asked.





"Mau pigi Skola ka?"


HUh ???? me? Gonna go to skool! Is that quetion really appoint to me??





WTF!!!


What The Foe!


What The Food!!


What The Fool!!!


What The (U noe it) !!!!


I don't noe . Yeah I may NOT yet 18 years old, but am I not big enough to being notice as a grown up??? N.e. way there's a series of event that really show me that I'm still a school boy.


Okay, there's one tyme when mamat live with me and working. So then came along a contractor to check on my ceiling. As he entered da house and saw me watchin' movie... He ask da QUESTION!~!!!


"x skola ka?"HUh ??? Again. Then mamat came , and he asked


"x gie kerja ka?" HUh???huh??? n huh????



just great, me n mamat who were just as the same age, but a different question,



ADOI LA!!!!!



maybe my face cute sgt kowt . that's why people mistakenly thought of me as a student.Well wuteva r. pc dah ok!!!


terminator rocks!!!


15 june test jpj. br jer nak wat.


7 june ader game . (cuak eventhough x confirm blh maen)





Wednesday, May 6, 2009

x-men origin wolverine Yay or Yawn!!!




hurm... br jer balik tgk X-men origin : wolverine td.huh its like da 4th tyme kowt tgk tp 1st for yg complete. 1st tyme yg complete huh. How bout da 3 time akoo tgk. It seems kat US , leaked movie occur, kirenyer org dlm nyer hal r. Jual muvee b4 screenin. Maka Abdul Mukris pown terbeli r dvd wolverine dr antie Jenny.


HUh totally x siap, 1st tyme tgk... huh aper nie. wolverine lompat ader tali kat blakang. huh ? CGI x siap. Maybe dvd rosak kowt. 2nd tyme lps tukar dvd, same gak. 3rd tyme tgk ngan badikha. huh same lg.Then br taw bout da leaked film. huh sampai FBI cr tue!!!!! And then td tgk wolverine lg ngan zharif.. huh mmg nak tido tgk... 4 kali tgk frequent yg rapat.... but dude deadpool sumpah stylo n what the hell gambit x style sgt






nothing pown for this blog..okay skunk nak enjoy game dier lak



yeah HA

Sunday, May 3, 2009

tiada idea????

Adoi la Balik kampung la plak today , hurm.... well smlm received text from ayah ajak gie kuale'.Ok r. Since I been doing nothing after quiting from KFC. Lyfe was eat,movie,gym, sleep. OK then arrive kat kg. havin' fun with my nephew Daniel kowt. adoi la name nephew pown luper.Dah penat layan Danni , I was sittin on da couch . Listen to da radio n of course my favourite frequency 87.9 at perak Fly fm.

" text in Fr Aim to get 2 passes to go to AIM 16" Said Steve..

Huh? It's been a while I haven't won anything from fly fm, so I sent a text message.Blah,blah,blah
cut to short I won da ticket
Yeah ha!!! although I dun really noe da nominee,calon-calon n colan-colannyer.

the day arrive!!! Luper dah date.

HUH??? dah pukul 645 dah. MAner badikha nie. adoi la . 815 last masuk cuak nie.
" chill mukris chill mukris"

While waiting 4 bad , I get into attire. black tie?? Smpi search into internet kowt nak taw black tie tue per..






OK bad dah dtg. rushin' gyler coz dah lmbt. GO go!!!



At last , Me n bad arrive . finally!!!! BAd style with his white blazer, although he wasn't palanned to wore it. He left his clothes at his Puchong house.
ok Da event huh???
Intro ??
Sumpah stylo with da performance by M.nasir n dikir barat maner tah. da host big trio mmg best r.blah ,blah ,blah sedar2 dah abih. boring syall. ok r




performance by hujan n m.u.s.

















member areen perform, mmg hebat!!






DAfi kene PAngkah !!!!! BOOOOOO!!!
















GIgi besi??? stunning kowt!!

























bad







adoi la!!! Borink!!!

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