Wednesday, April 29, 2009

A day To be Remember

"Mukris, bangun!"my mom woke me up, early in the morning,6.00a.m. which was not my nature of wakin' up with the birds.Why I awake early?? It is becoz I'm gonna go for an adventure with Azhar. The plan is to Bukit Tinggi or also known as Berjaya Hills. Since I've gave mom my phone , I didn't got to noe bout da change of plan. We no longer headed to bukit Tinggi, but to Genting Higlands. OK , the go there, enjoy da enviroment , take a deep breath , n back to Kay Jay as it on Firday, praying friday prayer.



Ok, I got up and get ready. I searched 4 suitable apparel,Yeah dun want to be freezing up there. So I decide to wear my fluolorocent,long sleeves shirt and F.O.S. trousers. 6.45 in the morning. Ping! ping!


Huh ? Azhar show up with his motorcycle WAve.And we se up and off for our trip. Happily and cheerly as we are unaware on what an adventure it will be.




As you'all noe, the phrase 'in the dark', is not only for the situation when no light are presence, but also for unaware event oocur while we are happily enjoy our life. We can be in the dark even if we are happilly picnic at a park on a sunny day unaware of a ball might have been kick towards us, and can badly ruin da picnic.We also can be in the dark in the dark when we were hiking mountain , unaware of a bear might sneak behind us, and b4 u noe it , the bear have been attack us.Sitting at the back of the motorcycle,I just singing all along da journey. 'keabadian cinta','sebelum cahaya' and else. After an hour of da riding, we stop, bought some titbits and soy bean drinks.Ok a little bit of info here, Soya bean does not only specificly for da enhancement of boobs development. But what i noe is Protein is a good source of protein which means it is also enhance our damage tissue to recover quickly.Back on it.So Azhar filled some air to the back tyre. And then we're off for our journey in the dark of an unfortunate event might occur a little minutes later.



Then a few minutes later , Azhar felt something,but not me just happpily singing..We stopped.And he check da back tyre. the back tyre was hot and then Azhar told me a bad news.

"Tube dah hancuss r !!!"

huh at hat tyme i was really out of my mind, yeah in da middle of highway. Where could we find a workshop+early in the morning.So me n Azhar rode back against da highway. Luckily we met with people live beside the highway ,so we asked is any workshop around. They gave out direction and we found it.Then when we were in front of da repairman house, another unfortunate event again rise. The repairmaan was not at home. He went work.Ok still he do left his tools and tubes at home.Luckily Azhar no a little bit NO!!! a wide knowledge of motorcycle, so he ask the repairman's wife 4 tools and tube as he willing to change the tube himself. After many trials on taking off da tyre failed , I lent him a hand while I asked Azhar to ask for help for the villagers, as I tried to pull out. Pratt!!!!


Huh!!!!


Another unfortunate event da third one. My trousers 'terkoyak la plak' !!!! wargh!!!! but then I try to act steady.Then two men came to me offer me their help, at first I thought they were injured. But when i Watcth properly. It seems both of them have only one leg. They were brothers and the lose their legs b'coz of an accident. The don't even have a job as many people don't have faith on disable people to work under them.While cahnging da tube,they talked bout motorbike, which I totally in a no idea of conversation. EX5,RXZ and else. They even told us bout a strange event occur after the death of Lim Goh Tong. The founder of Genting. They said that along the road to Genting Felt chill , cold till da bone.huh??? Spooky.

Several minutes later, after a tons of Tang! Tang! tang! Tubes have been change. Thank Allah. At last . Then Azhar asked me.

"Camner nie Mukris?, Dah half way nie"

Huh really a tricky question. On one side We have woke up early for this journey+work hard to change the tube but then on the other side my trousers torned!!! how could I have fun wandering around Genting with torned trousers.I asked azhar

" Ko ader nmpk koyak x blakang sluar akoo?"

"x der pown, nmpk sket r."Azhar answe confidently.

"Well let's just not my torn trousers be a prob for our trips k."

So we off to Genting!!!



penatnyer br quater kowt da blog.come on! come on! sebenarnyer nak complete 4 Azhar, coz dier nak gie UM near future. Esok kowt, 30/4. Again congratz bro. ok focus Mukris...



Ok with da new tube we off again.Nothin occur aloong our journey to da 'kaki bukit'. Seems changing da tube is like our luck has come!!! huhuhuh. Ok then wa have to ride da motoer till da peak of da genting Higlands. Huh easy rite. With a car. But with my weight, and with the motor horse power.Dude, it's goin to be challenging.but still we manage to rode up.Stop by for a while as we don't want 'pisang berbuah dua kali' , and takin photo of a nice scenery from upside.After a long ride, we arrive at tha cradle rock.huh kinda big. there we have breakfast of Chips and for me soy bean milk. Takin' photo there cool . then we back on track again.Finally.finally.finally. Abdul Mukris n Mohd. Azhar arrive at the peak of genting.


" Dah penat naek dah, x kan nak turun jer"Azhar told me


"Btol gak, msk jer r"

So instead of back to Kay Jay ,we bought ticket to da theme park. yeah HA!!!!

Ok tyme to look into da genting map la.

Ok steps of Having fun at genting


step 1

Check ur height!


step 2
Purchase your ride ticket.

step 3

tag ur wristband at their Wristband Tagging counter

step 4

Keep it well for unlimited re-entry to the park on the same day.


So, that's it, I thought. No weight requirement.well that's cool all ride I can enjoy!! yeah ha. Owh yeah da cockscrew being close for maintenance. huh. Just my luck...Ok. where to go huh?? ha!!! The Super Toboggan ride. Hurm.. sound awesome by the tyme I go there , suddenly I saw a sign, to rude on it u need to be below 75 kg. Ok its out of my league 75 kg is lyke when i was in primary skool kowt. Why lar they don't told us earlier.Ok frustrated then we go to Cyclone,which is one of the main attraction there. The first ever roller coaster in Malaysia. Try to be cool, but then when da coaster went down, i mean extremely down, I was like mmmmmmmmm, candid by the auto-cam, kinda hillarious. Then headed to Bumper Boat.Again it's need weight requirement. Damn!!! Ok turn to Sungai Rejang Flume Ride. The ride was similar to da one with the snake at sunway, but less suspens. Get ourself wet, and forgot bout my cam, all wet. The we went to Flying Dragon. To dry our clothes r. after 2 rides we went wandering in Genting.12.45. huh??

"Nka dkt semayang jummat nie, camner?" Azhar asked


"Lepas go-kart kiter trn bwh"I answered

Next the Go-Kart . Line-up pretty long. While wait 4 our turn, Azhar whisper to me.


"tengok awek arab tue. Mata.... x leyh thn.
Yeah exactly her eyes totally , Whoa!!! hahahaha.the when we waited on chair Azhar start a conversation with the arabian.it seems the they were not Arabian, they are Australian huh?? sorry.. but totally da awek , da eyes!!! hahahahah. Ok try to push da pedal huh?? i dun have P so do we need da skill???. Tehn we off. Yeah ha Go first. At a corner Azhar hit me, dude u're not suppose to hit when riding go-kart.It ain't Bumper Car. Then when drinving when I passed through da cameraman ,huh?? 'Bwat muker macho sket!!!' huhuhuh
Ok go-kart finish, praying tyme. Went down and towards da mosque. Change my trousers, my torn trousers to kain pelikat. Ok finished praying, headed back to Theme Park.Where to go next.... Hurm this sound interesting. Crazy Space Lab. Huh ! Seriously U dun want to waste ur tyme to line up to get a ride for this one. Nothing!!! Just a room with a totally fake aliens and with spining seat which was not even 180 degree. Then we decide to go to Pirate Ship, on our way to it, we run into Pirate Train, huh?? kinda Rumah Hantu. ok gave it a try. Whoa !!! agak scary sket r ahhahahaha. x r!!! After that we went to da Pirate Ship. really similar to Pirates Revenge at Sunway but no 180 degree, huh safe!!! So 'boleh r bwat muker macho when da cameraman takin photo, Yeah I experience worst kowt. Kinda cool . I even ride it twice.


Then wanderin' bought ourself Rm5 Ice Cream. huh??? went to Pirate Ship few times again n Flying Dragon and even Cyclone again. Lastly we went to Antique CAr. a slow moving car surround Genting huh?? ok . And its tyme to say gud bye to genting. Its 4.35 and its like the day gonna rain. So we headed back to Kay JAy . tired












Me with Da Cradle of rock


Gear 1, 20mph



Nice scenery from hillside




I'm at da top





Jauh lg!!!!

x siap lagi coz mi sis nak pki lak

bising kang die wait up r

Friday, April 24, 2009

shhhhh......

Again got no idea on what to write for my blog. find these ques,, mcm best.till i write again!!



I can't get to sleep without?
- my blanket

If I were a doll, the accessories packaged with me would be:
-rugby gear seems awesome

I have an irrational fear of:-
Sea,pool maybe a giant sea monster might appear

What type of food do you eat at your grandparents house?
- Keli???

What weight were you when you were born?
-Tah surat branak kat mama la

Do you stalk anyone on myspace?
-dunno???

I am too old to be:
-cartoon freaks

the thought of childbirth:
-Allah greatest gift to human

Next door to my house is:
-my neighbor which seems lyke i have no neighbor at all

My preferred style of jeans is:
-not into style of jeans , just wear jeans that i have dun even noe da style

Expert in cookin':
-agak r gempak ? msk berjam-jam tp mkn 5 minit jer

I am annoyed at:
-big talker,poser,gediks!!!

Men should always:
-gentleman,firstmover,x rushin'

Women should never:
-tah r

What sea creature scares you?
-Octopus, even in game

What color hair do most of the people you are around have?
- BLACK

What object have you broken most recently?
-pedal bicycle gym. Sory fattah

Name one of the Spice Girls?
-Posh spice??

What was the last thing that made you cry?
-Marley mati wargh!!!!

I would like to be in an advertisement for:
-Karma?? If any

My mothers' greatest fear is:
-dunno

Can you use chopsticks?
-Use to noe

Do you prefer beaches or forests?
-forest!!!!!

Monday, April 20, 2009

Mukris thinks he can dance????

I could still remember back on those days, when I'm young, just a boy n hopeless, huh? Well maybe not hopeless.Standard 4,2001 to be exact,when Dana n her crew were training for their performance,while me,meor n benjamin ang were happy coz Cikgu Munifah totally focused on them till she forgot bout da homework that we should hand-in . Well of course I never done it.But still their perfomance were good.Back on those days, I would never thought of dancing onstage.Yeah? bdk baik ,pakai songkok mcm r alim nak beronggeng kat stage??



It all starts at the end of 2007, me n mates went to KYSM,

"Okay, u guys, ruggers kene bwat performance on behalf of College."

"NAk wat per, dowh?"



After do a lot of thinking we come up with an idea to dance with 'Bunyi Gitar' along.Train by various of player, we mnage to make a hell of performance, although lack of training.Enjoy ourself,dance happily.huhuhuhhuh.



Me_Choreographer



At the end of '07, went through emotional problem which result emotionally change personality. I starts to listen to all da boyband songs. N'sync , backstreetboys n even WEstlife??? I've became a fanatic of them, I even try a bunch of dance move with da songs.Then we off to Rmc, again da ruggers were asked to perform something. Then I realised, this mayb my shot to propose my idea. I told Jvd bout it. He agrres.Unfortunately, da stage is small and to dance agak impossible. So I had to turn down my plan. X dpt r show off kali nie. Wargh!!!!





"Huh? Open day getting nearer, Have to decorate da dorm!!!"

That's what I would thought of ,maybe all collegian should thought of when da Openday is around da corner.Decorate da dorm,being hypocrite for a while but still a failure event for the past 4 years. then out of da blue(huhuhu mskkan idioms lak, boleh dpt markah lebih nie) while I do my study in my classroom, 5 science R , kelas yg mamat x pueh hati, Jvd entered and came to me.

"Weyh, jom dtg kelas akoo jap."Jvd asked

"ader aper?"I answer curiosly

"Ader r"

"kalo ko malukan akoo, akoo bantai ko" I answer him as I'm not in a mood to be fool around.

Ok then, still I have no idea why he asked me to go to his classroom. As I entered his classroom, I saw Miss Azfa, at first I thought maybe ader klas or what. But then I saw agak ramai gak bdk KPKM(kesatuan pelajar k.m.). Maybe a kpkm meeting kowt. then Miss Azfa told me that they short of performance for the 'Majlis Penutup Hari Terbuka.Since Jvd was one of da KPKM , he proposed my idea in the meeting. AT that very second I already have da song and da dance move to perform.

BACKSTREetBOYS

'LArger ThaN Life'

On that night instead of continue on my study, I went to da form 1 block to recruit some boys there since they in their freshmen year which means they have nothing to worry bout their study so much.Went there recruit from one class to another. Got a good response from them. Agak la senang keje nie. WHile busily recruit them, I ran into Lutfi. Told him bout da plan. Then he would like to train them too.luck!! Less burden to carry.

" ok boys. tomorrow at 3.00 in da gym k?"

The next day , as promise, they waited for me in da gym. I went to train them alone coz Lutfi have to prepare fotr his duty as dee jay during OPENDAy.Introduce them to da song. Some even noe da song. huh??? Biler diorang lahir nie? old skool giler. then suddenly Rashad came.

"owh, nie eyh bdk dancing tue ?"

Then i started to train them while Rashad observed.

"Ok here's da step"

"one,two, three and jump"

"pak,pak,pak"

Salah tue, bwat blk"

After train for about a half of hour they still can cope it up.

'Eyh mukris ,akoo rase diorang x leyh catch up coz stamina r, nak lari sane lompat2."Rashad told me

Still remember what rashad told me. So I came up with a static choreogarphy. move to class lak. train them till evening. then during training them lak. Fendi n fido dtg. they find it interesting and want to join too. huh? what a luck!




second training

me n ed










Life is unpredictable.We only plan, but might Allah make it. Back to dorm , I got to noe that i have a match on the day of the performance. I can't turn down da match. giler ker! mcm my life kowt rugby. Besides bmby injured, me da captain huhuhu. no offense k. Alternative! recruit f5 coz senang sket nak train then diorang leyh jd guide kat form 1. Recruit k-nu ,Ed,puyoh,areen,amar,aizat but somehow areen n amar turn down coz x leyh cope up. HUH??

huh panjang dah nie..mkakin mengarot dah,

da Day. ok last day of OPen day, as usual big Boring. On da evenig ,prepare for bus to go to military camp to have a match with UITM kowt for perak league. Won of course tp injured my rib n shorts koyak. Banie r push akoo kuat sgt dlam scrum+grab my shorts kuat sgt.Huh ? duno r gonna make it or not, coz of da injury .Arrive at college then i wonder? Do i want to be remeber as a CHoreographer or dancer? x leyh jd nie. With al might , i decide to join gak.

"And now for our last perfornabce, present da first ever Dancing performance."

"Okay guys this is our shot, enjoy jer x yah stage-fright"

At that time , felt like all my aldrenline rush into my blood coz mmg x ingat dunia r perform. Pikr da performance jer.Our performance was a massive succes. After that got da chance to perfom for many occasion. Paling menyesal coz x dpt perform mase TEACHER's Day= da grand event of the year. demam that day.SOmeteachers thought of the dancing performance the best. huh? mmg kembang r. Performance to Kysm for the second tyme, which was a protocol-breaking-performance coz we not sign for da performanc. tp lantak r . final year.

n.e. way , agak ramai shocked giler , when i told him or her that i use to dance for performance, some even doubt . But believe me.

I can dance!!!!



Credit to:

Jvd: who proposed my idea

RSHD:help me to train da form 1 and encourage me to continue da protocol-breaking-dance

ed:help me in choreography.

fido:able to join eventhough kubb pressure him

form 5 that participate-k-nu,puyoh,fendi,kubb,iki,aizat,ayie,mamat,ame,cct,padil

dude luper r ramai lg nie

form one

shak:teach me to move da pic

lastly to u coz bc my blog

huh?

-out-

owh wait up luper lak. we do not have official name untill modern skool performance.B4 that there were modern dance,mod dance and even abdul mukris's dancers.huh? stylo tue. but then i came up with a group name , K.F.C. KOLeq funky crew. maybe for 2008 jer kowt.

so that's all from me , da man who brought back boyband era to my college. dah r . makin mengarot dah.

bubye

thx for da tyme.









first performance hahahaha

dunno r why my voice semacam jer that tyme

Thursday, April 16, 2009

me_mukris_not_U_mukris

hey,



hurm....For this tyme i don't think gonna talk on something though i got ideas draft in my mind. Well just clicking2 in myspace and found this series of question. And i thought , it may be interesting if i put it in my blog......



[1] Who was your last text from?
azhar



[2] Where was your default pic taken?
big school field



[3] Your relationship status?
single mingle



[4] Have you ever lost a close friend?
ader r gak, some baik blk others x jumper blk



[5] What is your current mood?
awake+sleepy



[6] What's your favorite color(s)?
black, blue



[8] With who do you wish you were right now?
Friends . Any era



[9] Have a crazy side?
Not if my friends are 10 feet away



[11]Something you do a lot?
online,watching dvd,ps2???



[12]Angry at anyone?
not rite now



[13]What's stopping you from going for the person you like?
my rushing side of me



[14]When was the last time you cried?
15/4, while watchin' 'Marley 'n' Me'



[15]Is there anyone you would do anything for?
my family



[16]Love your gurlfriend?
huh??? PASS!!



[17]Who was the last person you talked to on the phone?
Azhar



[18]What are your favorite songs?
what goes around, comes around



[19]What are you doing right now?
typing using my keyboard,in front of my computer



[20]Who do you trust right now?????????
trust no one



[21]Where did you get the shirt you are wearing?
Jusco One Utama, it was on sale..



[22]Have you kissed someone in the past week?
My cat? Is it count????



[23]What is your lucky number?
1



[24]Who are your friends that are closest to you?
susah nie....pass???



[25]Describe your life in one word?
unexpected



[26]Have you ever kissed in the rain?
big No



[27]Who are you thinking of right now?
Justin timberlake???



[28]What should you be doing right now?
sleep



[29]If you could wish for something over a birthday cake right now what would it be?
mini cooper


[30]What did you hear now?
test,test,test

[31]Who was the last person who gave you a hug?
my tigger


[32]Who was the last person who yelled at you?
saper brani???


[33]Do you act differently around the person you like?
huh? why am i speechless,owh yes

[34]What is your natural hair color?

black

[35]Who was the last person to make you laugh?

Zula. big tyme!!!!





dunno just love to do it???

who's care???

Sunday, April 5, 2009

am i paranoid or what????

well i don't this tyme typing this blog i'm pretty mad..as in da title am i paranoid or what...its started this morning when i searchin' 4 my sneakers,well it end up nowhere to be found.so i un-style-ly. wear my brown sneakers with my green shirt n white trousers.well then i thought mayb she n she borrow it. b'coz they went to fraser hill and have to wear sport shoes there,but then i called she n no she not borrow it.huh?? dude really if they use it for sports. hope it is not destroy.

then earlier this evening durin' my push-up routine.i went to watch my lil bro washin my mom car.then i suddenly saw she holding something-that-i-search-this-morning .well i don't clearly saw it.but was it???? i dunno maybe 'she da second' might reaad it and suspicious that i noe, i dunno mayb paranoid??? Damn i can't be wrong!!!seriously i really wanna cursing rite now!!!!!!!!!!

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